Peaches

Today the Pusheens found a fuzzy ball. It was pinkish, orangish, reddish, yellowish and kind of looked like a butt.

The Pusheens had never encountered a fuzzy thing like this. The Pusheens wondered, “is this a Pusheen with no face, no stubby legs, and no tail?”

The Pusheens decided to lick the fuzzy, faceless, pinkish, orangish, reddish, yellowish, kind of look like a butt-ish Pusheen. Pusheens, like cats, lick themselves and each other to stay clean. It is a nice thing they do for each other.

Suddenly, the fuzzy Pusheen rolled off the counter! The Pusheens were mortified! And scared for their new friend!

Slothy, who was watching from the shadows, said “You idiots! That’s a peach! That is food! Delicious food!”

Well, the Pusheens felt better that they didn’t injure a new friend. And they remembered they forgot to eat breakfast…